Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
I care. It fucking terrifies me how much I care.
Midnight thoughts (via opeendagalsvandaag)
do you think im sexy
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
high school more like sigh school
So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that
So I’ve been gone for a while and I’m super bored, so I’m thinking you guys should send me some asks! I’ll answer honestly to pretty much anything. Also if you want to recommend me some bands to listen to I would love you foreeeever xxxx
we as a society need to start talking about abusive friendships, bc those exist and seem to be really common
and most people in them dont know how do deal w the abuse bc its normally emotional abuse which.gets delegitimized, and its a platonic relationship and not a romo or sexual one, so it gets delegitimized for that too
White girls trying to read captchas like
But why would someone like you, want someone like me?
Ten word story (via blossomfully)
when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud
click here to enter into a teenage boys mind