me: hey can i have some money?
bank teller: do you have an account with us?
me: nah i just heard yall got money
The Amity Affliction at The Palace Theatre, Melbourne, last night!
bare minimum? i thought you meant bear minimum. as in the smallest amount of bears possible. which is why i brought one bear. there’s one bear. aka. the smallest amount of bears possible. i mean this is a problem but at least it’s not like. bear maximum
I took this today for an ask. Bellies love to spill over jeans. Thats how they roll.
I love this because having rolls doesn’t mean that you are fat. A lot of people have a hard time understanding this. Also if you sit with good posture your stomach will be flat.
Yea sometimes I see my gut hanging over my jeans when I’m bent and I remind myself it’s normal yaknow
thanks guys! i feel so much better about myself
We should all be thankful for skinrolls, because if our skin had to be tight enough to not form skin rolls when you bend over, your stomach would rip open in most cases. I don’t know about you, but I like to keep my insides on the inside of my stomach
Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.
i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit
You see, perhaps Felix never understood why he stopped being able to hear Peter Pan’s music pipe, or why he stopped dancing with the rest of the boys who were all enchanted by the tune. Little did Felix know, it is because he is very much loved by. That he was no longer an unloved boy. In fact, Felix is the person who Peter Pan loves the most.
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect